Panyarplist Tadcembadkan is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, quiet wyvern.

Panyarplist Tadcembadkan created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Panyarplist Tadcembadkan, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Panyarplist Tadcembadkan, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Panyarplist Tadcembadkan's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Panyarplist Tadcembadkan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never write about chlorophyll.