Henlansin is a god.

She takes the form of a large, irritating swallow.

Henlansin created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Henlansin, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Henlansin, she will think nothing of it.

Henlansin's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Henlansin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about eagles.

3. Never chant near turtles.

4. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.