Mobkangun is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unthoughtful grasshopper.

Mobkangun created snails three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobkangun, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mobkangun, he will destroy your home planet.

Mobkangun's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Mobkangun's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from fawn birds for they are unholy.

2. Never think about archaea.

3. Never stain your head with orange.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Always obey Mobkangun's priests.