Homort Cansinbap is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciless hedgehog.

Homort Cansinbap created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Homort Cansinbap, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Homort Cansinbap, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Homort Cansinbap's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Homort Cansinbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.