Benkargil is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, amazing dolphin.

Benkargil created humankind five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Benkargil, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Benkargil, he will be very unhappy.

Benkargil's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Benkargil's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always count to four before sleeping.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.