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It takes the form of a thin, two-faced capybara.

Arfsabpadmapdutcamtarg created an up quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfsabpadmapdutcamtarg, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Arfsabpadmapdutcamtarg, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Arfsabpadmapdutcamtarg's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Arfsabpadmapdutcamtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Remain kneeling during prayer.

2. Never mark doors with black.

3. Mites are not to be trusted.

4. Never touch water while clean.

5. Always wear purple.