Vinfonsab is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, calm hippopotamus.

Vinfonsab created dark matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vinfonsab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vinfonsab, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Vinfonsab's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Vinfonsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Vinfonsab in the centre of the settlement.