Vilnullnull is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, resourceful fish.

Vilnullnull created parasitic wasps seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilnullnull, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vilnullnull, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Vilnullnull's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Vilnullnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Always treat great tits with great respect.