Vidgedxem is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, wise duck.

Vidgedxem created dark matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidgedxem, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vidgedxem, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Vidgedxem's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Vidgedxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Do not eat grapes.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Vidgedxem on top of all buildings.

5. Always stare at clouds.