Nurlnardun is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, duplicitous wolf.

Nurlnardun created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlnardun, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nurlnardun, she will turn you into a plant.

Nurlnardun's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Nurlnardun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Respect your elders.