Zignigkab is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, staggering
aardvark.
Zignigkab created a photon three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Zignigkab, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Zignigkab, he will attempt to scare you with floods.
Zignigkab's most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Zignigkab's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near dolphins while wearing blue stockings and balancing four silver spheres on your hands.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Zignigkab on top of all buildings.
4. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Zignigkab in the centre of the settlement.
5. Never eat bark.