Hivrawkamkap is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, calm dragonfly.

Hivrawkamkap created bats five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivrawkamkap, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hivrawkamkap, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Hivrawkamkap's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Hivrawkamkap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

2. Never write about fluid mechanics.

3. Run away from cyan sharks, for they are unholy.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near tapirs while wearing indigo kilts and balancing four copper spheres on your chest.