Zennarhivflig is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, two-faced deer.

Zennarhivflig created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zennarhivflig, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zennarhivflig, he will be very sad.

Zennarhivflig's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Zennarhivflig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Hide from turquoise horses for they are unholy.

4. Voles are not to be trusted.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.