Mitven is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, ruthless octopus.

Mitven created Asia nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mitven, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mitven, it will turn you into a dog.

Mitven's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Mitven's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Mitven loves gulls, so they must be respected.

3. Always act with patience.

4. Do not prepare wheat while filled with joy.

5. Never hurt shrews.