Janabkonkammegomtkopgem is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ruthless bear.

Janabkonkammegomtkopgem created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Janabkonkammegomtkopgem, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Janabkonkammegomtkopgem, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Janabkonkammegomtkopgem's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Janabkonkammegomtkopgem's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green geese, for they are unholy.

2. Do not hurt squirrels.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Never eat figs.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.