Fid is a god.

She takes the form of a large, wise hummingbird.

Fid created a charm quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fid, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Fid, she will turn you into a dog.

Fid's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Fid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Put Fid first in all things.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

5. Do not cook food in pots.