Miportjipbop is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, loving walrus.

Miportjipbop created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miportjipbop, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Miportjipbop, he will throw large rocks at you.

Miportjipbop's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Miportjipbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Run away from white tapirs, for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Always obey Miportjipbop's priests.