Gup is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, witless alligator.

Gup created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gup, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gup, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gup's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Gup's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gup.

5. Never touch water while tainted.