Arfrilrag is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, caring armadillo.

Arfrilrag created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arfrilrag, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Arfrilrag, it will turn you into a worm.

Arfrilrag's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Arfrilrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick shrews.

2. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never adorn your back with indigo markings.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics.