Podhuglunrot is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish hydra.

Podhuglunrot created a photon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Podhuglunrot, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Podhuglunrot, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Podhuglunrot's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Podhuglunrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Podhuglunrot loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not gather at walls at dusk.

4. Never gather five frogs near doors.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.