Ingkintip is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, competent pigeon.

Ingkintip created dark energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingkintip, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ingkintip, he will laugh at you.

Ingkintip's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Ingkintip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Ingkintip on top of all buildings.

2. Never think ill of sick foxes.

3. You must love Ingkintip.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.