Gupbongonyimbessbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tiresome guinea pig.

Gupbongonyimbessbarn created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gupbongonyimbessbarn, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gupbongonyimbessbarn, she will come to you in dreams.

Gupbongonyimbessbarn's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Gupbongonyimbessbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never hurt frogs.