Targrullrip is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, able skunk.

Targrullrip created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Targrullrip, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Targrullrip, she will turn you into a hamster.

Targrullrip's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Targrullrip's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry hamsters.

2. Pray only in shadows.

3. Do not resist chaos.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

5. Do not gather at wells at dusk.