Renqueeghom is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, overgenerous crocodile.

Renqueeghom created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Renqueeghom, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Renqueeghom, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Renqueeghom's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Renqueeghom's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head red.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Renqueeghom.

4. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Renqueeghom in the centre of the settlement.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.