Funratdob is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omnipotent owl.

Funratdob created water two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Funratdob, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Funratdob, she will strike you with lightening.

Funratdob's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Funratdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not hop in public.