Leghubcan is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, slow sheep.

Leghubcan created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Leghubcan, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Leghubcan, she will turn you into a tree.

Leghubcan's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Leghubcan's Holy Commandments

1. Always share onions with strangers, but never with hamsters.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near frogs while wearing black tights.

4. Ducks are not to be trusted.

5. Do not prepare bananas while filled with pride.