Rencitbid is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, benevolent bee.

Rencitbid created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Rencitbid, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rencitbid, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Rencitbid's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Rencitbid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Rencitbid in the centre of the settlement.

4. Put Rencitbid first in all things.

5. Always help sick ants.