Flowgudbin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witty lobster.

Flowgudbin created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flowgudbin, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flowgudbin, it will refuse to believe in you.

Flowgudbin's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Flowgudbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Erect a giant black sculpture of Flowgudbin in the centre of the settlement.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always take life seriously.