Farn is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, charitable octopus.

Farn created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farn, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Farn, it will strike you with lightening.

Farn's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Farn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not eat pineapples.

3. Do not take Farn's name in vain.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.