Weetipkengam is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, almighty hare.

Weetipkengam created silver four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weetipkengam, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Weetipkengam, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Weetipkengam's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Weetipkengam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Remain bowed during prayer.