Jopkipgov is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, slow tortoise.

Jopkipgov created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Jopkipgov, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jopkipgov, it will boil you in a big pot.

Jopkipgov's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Jopkipgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

2. Worship no other gods but Jopkipgov.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not eat lemons.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jopkipgov.