Rownelvab is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome tapir.

Rownelvab created a down quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rownelvab, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rownelvab, he will turn you into a hamster.

Rownelvab's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Rownelvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention ants.

2. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not kill aardvarks.

5. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.