Xuckflisdon is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unfair bird.

Xuckflisdon created carbon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckflisdon, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Xuckflisdon, she will ignore you.

Xuckflisdon's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Xuckflisdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta shorts.

2. Put Xuckflisdon first in all things.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never allow snails to witness sacred rites.

5. Never go into violet rooms.