Yakmilmaphatlimhud is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, proud mole.

Yakmilmaphatlimhud created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakmilmaphatlimhud, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yakmilmaphatlimhud, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Yakmilmaphatlimhud's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Yakmilmaphatlimhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never talk about foxes.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never paint your chest magenta.