Yimgovcamtam is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, quiet parrot.

Yimgovcamtam created the Andromeda Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimgovcamtam, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yimgovcamtam, he will not care at all.

Yimgovcamtam's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Yimgovcamtam's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Yimgovcamtam three times a day.

2. Erect four titanium sculptures of Yimgovcamtam on top of important buildings.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

4. Do not speak about turnips.

5. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.