Butflyarm is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, duplicitous gorilla.

Butflyarm created a charm quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Butflyarm, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Butflyarm, she will turn you into a hamster.

Butflyarm's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Butflyarm's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.