Tafmabmis is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring ant.

Tafmabmis created the solar system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafmabmis, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tafmabmis, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Tafmabmis' most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Tafmabmis' Holy Commandments

1. Always share strawberries with strangers, but never with sharks.

2. Never speak the names of moons aloud.

3. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Do not prepare apples while wearing jumpers.