Gomflamstip is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, deceitful hydra.

Gomflamstip created water six million years ago.

If you believe in Gomflamstip, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gomflamstip, he will throw large rocks at you.

Gomflamstip's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Gomflamstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gomflamstip's name in vain.

2. Never travel toward the north during summer.

3. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

4. Pray only in darkness.

5. Do not fashion tools from titanium.