Zagzenbanquamvadpagfeb is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, narcissistic
elephant.
Zagzenbanquamvadpagfeb created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Zagzenbanquamvadpagfeb, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Zagzenbanquamvadpagfeb, she will destroy your home solar system.
Zagzenbanquamvadpagfeb's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.
Zagzenbanquamvadpagfeb's Holy Commandments1. Run away from fawn pigs, for they are unholy.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zagzenbanquamvadpagfeb.
3. Hide from mauve foxes for they are unholy.
4. Never think about solid mechanics.
5. Do not dye your hair purple.