Cenrullmumgem is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, astonishing dove.

Cenrullmumgem created a strange quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenrullmumgem, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cenrullmumgem, he will boil you in a big pot.

Cenrullmumgem's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Cenrullmumgem's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Hide if five voles approach from the west.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Never eat corn.