Bumbarnmip Kiptadhit is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, vain cobra.

Bumbarnmip Kiptadhit created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumbarnmip Kiptadhit, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bumbarnmip Kiptadhit, it will destroy your favourite star.

Bumbarnmip Kiptadhit's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Bumbarnmip Kiptadhit's Holy Commandments

1. Bumbarnmip Kiptadhit must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not take Bumbarnmip Kiptadhit's name in vain.

4. Worship no other gods but Bumbarnmip Kiptadhit.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.