Komladarp is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humane raccoon.

Komladarp created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Komladarp, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Komladarp, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Komladarp's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Komladarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn rings.

2. You must love Komladarp.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Komladarp loves mice, so they must be honoured.