Banwotnul Gunwigkardog is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, smart aardvark.

Banwotnul Gunwigkardog created gold six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Banwotnul Gunwigkardog, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Banwotnul Gunwigkardog, he will turn you into a worm.

Banwotnul Gunwigkardog's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Banwotnul Gunwigkardog's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather nine geese near wells.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never allow birds to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Never cross mountains at dawn.