Zimxuckyar is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, almighty duck.

Zimxuckyar created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimxuckyar, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Zimxuckyar, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Zimxuckyar's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Zimxuckyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never record signs.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Do not prepare bread while filled with anger.

4. Always look after injured snails.

5. Do not gather at towers at dawn.