Quafnanfetfobbaprip is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unthinking bee.

Quafnanfetfobbaprip created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quafnanfetfobbaprip, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quafnanfetfobbaprip, it will turn you into a mole.

Quafnanfetfobbaprip's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Quafnanfetfobbaprip's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. You must never eat grapes.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Quafnanfetfobbaprip on top of all buildings.

5. Never eat bark.