Gilhankin is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, deceitful spider.

Gilhankin created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilhankin, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gilhankin, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gilhankin's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Gilhankin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat tomatoes.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near goats while wearing blue skirts.

3. Worship no other gods but Gilhankin.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not listen to music.