Fatbegnurl is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, ruthless centaur.

Fatbegnurl created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatbegnurl, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fatbegnurl, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Fatbegnurl's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Fatbegnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never leap in the presence of swans.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.