Gubgadsaw is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, strong squid.

Gubgadsaw created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubgadsaw, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gubgadsaw, it will turn you into a tree.

Gubgadsaw's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Gubgadsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never allow goats to witness sacred rites.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Run away from yellow tapirs, for they are unholy.