Ominpagbin is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-confident squirrel.

Ominpagbin created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Ominpagbin, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ominpagbin, she will destroy your home planet.

Ominpagbin's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Ominpagbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ominpagbin.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Never mention birds.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.