Buskanfit is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, able cat.

Buskanfit created a quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Buskanfit, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Buskanfit, she will laugh at you.

Buskanfit's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Buskanfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat rice.

2. Never record names.

3. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Buskanfit in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not bounce at mountains.

5. Pray towards the east.