Librotcap is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, capable tortoise.

Librotcap created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Librotcap, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Librotcap, she will try to impress you with trees.

Librotcap's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Librotcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about enzymes.

2. Always help monkeys.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Librotcap.

5. Learn six new languages a year.