Catwodpark is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awesome dragon.

Catwodpark created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Catwodpark, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Catwodpark, it will turn you into a duck.

Catwodpark's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Catwodpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon black earth.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

3. Never think about gravity near snails while wearing mauve scarves and balancing six silver spheres on your head.

4. Always help horses in need.

5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Catwodpark in the centre of the settlement.