Disspasflag is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, merciless dryad.

Disspasflag created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Disspasflag, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Disspasflag, he will curse you with boils.

Disspasflag's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Disspasflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed beans to cats while wearing skirts.

2. Never allow sheep to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Heed all signs.

5. Never prepare grapes during spring.