Migwigceb is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omniscient squid.

Migwigceb created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Migwigceb, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Migwigceb, she will strike you with lightening.

Migwigceb's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Migwigceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dogs.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

3. Never eat limes.

4. Never talk about birds.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in red.