Hugkentarg is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, selfish
camel.
Hugkentarg created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hugkentarg, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Hugkentarg, it will be mildly annoyed.
Hugkentarg's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Hugkentarg's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.
2. Never feed lots of lentils to hamsters while wearing white kilts.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Do not wear violet clothing.
5. Never talk about fire.