Dabladgid is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unselfish hyena.

Dabladgid created dark matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabladgid, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dabladgid, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dabladgid's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Dabladgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always wash your face before prayer.

3. Always cleanse blood with water.

4. Never allow tortoises to witness sacred rites.

5. Do not prepare strawberries while wearing shoes.