Hugkentarg is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, selfish camel.

Hugkentarg created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugkentarg, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hugkentarg, it will be mildly annoyed.

Hugkentarg's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Hugkentarg's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

2. Never feed lots of lentils to hamsters while wearing white kilts.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Never talk about fire.