Dadcinfag is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, irritating toad.

Dadcinfag created the universe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadcinfag, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dadcinfag, he will think nothing of it.

Dadcinfag's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Dadcinfag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dogs in need.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never hurt horses.

4. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

5. Put Dadcinfag first in all things.