Jabbodhab is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tranquil guinea pig.

Jabbodhab created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabbodhab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Jabbodhab, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Jabbodhab's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Jabbodhab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

2. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

3. Never feed lemons to aardvarks while wearing fawn jumpers.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.