Yikflagjipfub is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, competent weasel.

Yikflagjipfub created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikflagjipfub, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yikflagjipfub, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Yikflagjipfub's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Yikflagjipfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Always help geese in need.

3. Yikflagjipfub must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yikflagjipfub.

5. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.
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