Gilfligfob Loplipkik is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, pitiless cat.

Gilfligfob Loplipkik created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Gilfligfob Loplipkik, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gilfligfob Loplipkik, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gilfligfob Loplipkik's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Gilfligfob Loplipkik's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five snails approach from the east.

2. Do not resist balance.

3. Never eat lentils.

4. Never touch blood while clean.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.