Shavfitrulraw is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, irritating penguin.

Shavfitrulraw created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Shavfitrulraw, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Shavfitrulraw, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Shavfitrulraw's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Shavfitrulraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of frogs.

2. Never discuss enzymes in public assemblies.

3. Erect a giant black sculpture of Shavfitrulraw in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

5. Never speak the names of planets aloud.