Tancenkip is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, generous hyena.

Tancenkip created everything that exists three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tancenkip, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Tancenkip, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Tancenkip's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Tancenkip's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Tancenkip.

2. Always look after injured great tits.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Do not wear rings marked with red.